{"id":356,"date":"2025-11-17T23:20:44","date_gmt":"2025-11-17T23:20:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/?p=356"},"modified":"2025-11-17T23:20:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-17T23:20:44","slug":"when-math-fails-and-marriage-explodes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/?p=356","title":{"rendered":"WHEN MATH FAILS AND MARRIAGE EXPLODES"},"content":{"rendered":"<header class=\"entry-header\"><\/header>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1658\" src=\"https:\/\/akihideshikikawa.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/5-10-300x203.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/akihideshikikawa.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/5-10-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/akihideshikikawa.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/5-10-768x519.jpg 768w, https:\/\/akihideshikikawa.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/5-10.jpg 799w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"203\" \/><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"45\" data-end=\"535\">Johnny\u2019s math teacher never stood a chance. The kid\u2019s logic was flawless \u2014 if three times two equals six, then two times three\u00a0<em data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"178\">must<\/em>\u00a0be the same thing, right? But what Johnny didn\u2019t know was that teachers have little patience for smart-aleck comebacks. His dad, however, couldn\u2019t help but laugh at the boy\u2019s cheeky wit. It wasn\u2019t that Johnny hated math \u2014 he just had the kind of brain that preferred humor over homework, and maybe, just maybe, that was worth more than an A-plus any day.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1755813\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"1109\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Meanwhile, across town, another lesson in \u201clogic\u201d was about to go down \u2014 this time in the most unexpected way. A long-suffering wife decided to cure her husband\u2019s explosive morning habit once and for all with a prank involving leftover turkey guts. What followed was pure chaos: the poor man believed he had literally \u201cblown his guts out\u201d and spent half an hour in the bathroom trying to\u2026\u00a0<em data-start=\"926\" data-end=\"945\">put them back in.<\/em>\u00a0When he finally emerged, pale but triumphant, his wife was laughing so hard she couldn\u2019t breathe. Needless to say, breakfast that morning was quiet \u2014 and gas-free.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Johnny\u2019s math teacher never stood a chance. The kid\u2019s logic was flawless \u2014 if three times two equals six, then two times three\u00a0must\u00a0be the same thing, right? But what Johnny &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":357,"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions\/357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}