{"id":1114,"date":"2025-12-24T11:25:29","date_gmt":"2025-12-24T11:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/?p=1114"},"modified":"2025-12-24T11:25:29","modified_gmt":"2025-12-24T11:25:29","slug":"grandma-and-grandpa-were-visiting-their-kids-overnight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/?p=1114","title":{"rendered":"Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"post-thumb entry-media thumbnail\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-post-image\" src=\"https:\/\/earlybirdstories.pics\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/603846944_122220262382562988_1377125809577504602_n.jpg\" alt=\"Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.\" width=\"509\" height=\"590\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"post-category\"><span class=\"cat-links\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Posted\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<header class=\"entry-header\"><\/header>\n<div class=\"entry-meta\">\n<div class=\"entry-meta-elements\"><span class=\"post-author\"><span class=\"posted-by vcard author\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Posted by<\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-content bloghash-entry\">\n<p>Grandpa noticed a bottle of Viagra in his son\u2019s medicine cabinet and asked if he could try one.<\/p>\n<p>The son replied,\u00a0<em>\u201cI don\u2019t think you should take one, Dad \u2014 they\u2019re very strong and very expensive.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Grandpa asked,\u00a0<em>\u201cHow much?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cTen dollars per pill,\u201d<\/em>\u00a0answered the son.<\/p>\n<p>Grandpa didn\u2019t mind.\u00a0<em>\u201cI\u2019d still like to try one,\u201d<\/em>\u00a0he said,\u00a0<em>\u201cand before we leave in the morning, I\u2019ll leave the money under the pillow.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The next morning, the son found\u00a0<strong>$110<\/strong>\u00a0under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said,\u00a0<em>\u201cI told you each pill was $10, not $110.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Grandpa chuckled and replied,\u00a0<em>\u201cI know. The hundred is from Grandma!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted\u00a0 Posted by Grandpa noticed a bottle of Viagra in his son\u2019s medicine cabinet and asked if he could try one. The son replied,\u00a0\u201cI don\u2019t think you should take one, &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1114"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1115,"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114\/revisions\/1115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naekokozawa.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}